Today I stumbled upon my mission in life. I will open up an Evil Kitty Animal Shelter, dedicated not to the rehabilitation of Evil Kitties, but to the celebration of Evil Kitties. Because it’s the evil ones that need the most love and the most subservience in order to be happy.
There will be classes about how to live with your new Evil Kitty:
Evil Kitties 101
The Theory and Practice of Owning an Evil Kitty
Literary Representations of Evil Kitties in the 19th Century Canon
There will be books:
The Adventures of Evil Kitties and their Self-Destructive Owners
Owning Evil Kitties for Dummies
The Importance of Being an Evil Kitty Owner
IT’S GOING TO BE BRILLIANT.
